May 2013
85 posts
bilvum:
i love death
he’s like
what the fuck am i supposed to do with this
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misstoliver:
Sending your friends squirrels on skype until they block you 8,)
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Got a list of stuff I need for my Beowulf cosplay I am excited and also feel like I’m gonna throw up because what if it’s not good enough. I’m still gonna do it though and it’s gonna be fun as hell.
*Furiously works out*
vladimirmedvedev:
“omfg i want a gay best friend so we can go shopping!!!” “when i have a kid i want them to be gay so i can ship them and their partner AND HAVE OTP FEELS!!! hahahhaah!!” “TUMBLR SHOULD BE A COUNTRY SO WE CAN BAN HETEROSEXUALITY!!! XDDDDD”
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llnz:
what if in between every class period instead of a bell it was one of the hannah montana transitions like “oh oh yeah oh oh ooh wooahhh” and on the way to lunch its like “yeah YEAH” and to chemistry its “oh oh woah oh woah woah”
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bigsweaty:
livvefast:
bigsweaty:
metalled:
NEEEHHHHHHHHH
HRRRRRRRRRRR
Heh heh.
heh
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time-of-knight:
Have you ever seen something that made you want to throw up all of your intestines?
THIS DOESN’T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE?
Wolverine Isn't Magic: shakethecobwebs:... →
shakethecobwebs:
legendofserket:
shaleimp:
drake hit on nicki minaj and claimed he fell in love with her when they first met and invited her to get food with him and later on in the day he showed up at her door with food she took it and slammed the door in his face
nicki minaj called out steven tyler for making a racist comment and wouldn’t let it go until he publicly apologized to her
...
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truxtons:
A TSUNDERE BARA
“ITS NOT LIKE I LIKE YOU OR ANYTHING” *SMASHES TABLE AND ROARS*
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aspect-of-life:
time for some hot shower sex minus the sex
sexhaver:
boredlord:
What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?
this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors
tvjojo:
tryin to buy dat popeye’s but i only have kfc money know what i mean
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How to write an essay:
Step 1: Open Microsoft Word
Step 2: Cry
Step 3: Open Tumblr
this website rlly informed me about rape culture and sexuality and just like made me more knowledgeable abt stuff in general however it’s also a very dark environment sometimes because it facilitates self loathing and romanticizes depression and other mental disorders
so thanks but also fuck you
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jacklullaby:
jacklullaby:
unfollower:
men should take advantage of the lack of dress code rules set for guys and wear mini skirts and tank tops to school every day
OH MY GOD LAST YEAR THE DUDES ON MY CLASS HAVE DONE IT
AND THEY GOT ALL CALLED IN THE PRINCIPAL’S ROOM
BUT THEY DIDNT GOT IN TROUBLE BECAUSE
THEY SAID EXACTLY IT “BUT THOSE RULES ARE ONLY FOR GIRLS”
I’M NOT EVEN JOKING
1atula:
1atula:
1atula:
guys im going to cr y
my middle name starts with i and my first name is carla
my parents got me the license plate icarla
i cant drive my car anymore im leaving the country
GUYS THE PLATE CAME IN AND THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT MISSPELT MY NAME
MY LICENSE PLATE SAYS ICARLY ON IT
GUYS
itsvondell:
im so mad that horses went extinct yesterday. i can’t believe all of them died
